Is your skin a little rough from all that racial tension? When you look in the mirror, do you see the wrinkles piling on, and the bags of racist bullshit collecting beneath your eyes?
Well I’VE GOT THE PRODUCT FOR YOU!
Introducing WHITE RAIN, the only salty scrub made from 100% White Tears! Don’t worry about them being cruelty-free - they’re USDA-approved ORGANIC! Use WHITE RAIN in the shower, before bed, or first thing in the morning - your skin will be rejuvenated, no matter what time it is!
WHITE RAIN comes in a variety of scents:
- Apologist Apricot and Spice
- Klansman Kandy-Apple
- Almond-Cinnamon Savior
- Vanilla Victim
- Blueberry Boehner
And more! Place your pre-order for WHITE RAIN now and you’ll get a free loofah and a bottle Uncle Tom’s Organic Facial Moisturizer! Don’t worry about the cost - just pull your race card and you’ll be set!
CALL 1-800-WHY-UMAD TODAY!
LOOOOOL, perfect post is perfect.
Reposting for the morning crowd, with a line that I forgot to add last night.
AHHH! Why is this so perfect!? You win the internet. LOL